The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Maye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.