The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.
- Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Maye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.