The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Maye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.