The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Garbage time arrives early for Maye: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Maye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.