The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Maye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.