The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Maye, the end zone is a rumor.
- Maye will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Maye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.