The Checkdown Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Maye, the end zone is a rumor.
- Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
78%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.