The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Maye four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Maye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Maye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.