The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
72%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.