The Checkdown Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.