The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Maye gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.