The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Maye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.