The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Maye takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.