The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.