The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Allar takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
89%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allar drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.