The Sack Spiral Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.