The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- The broadcast shows Allar on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allar will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.