The Hamstring Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Allar, that's a flag." Allar: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.