The Checkdown Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Allar is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.