The Checkdown Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Ref: "Number Allar, that's a flag." Allar: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The play clock hits zero on Allar four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allar's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.