The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Garbage time arrives early for Allar: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Allar, Allar, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.