The Late Scratch Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Allar scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.