The Overthrow Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Every deep ball Allar throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Allar goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
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-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.