The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Allar scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Allar, Allar, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.