The Bad Snap Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.