The Bad Snap Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allar, the end zone is a rumor.
86%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.