The Late Scratch Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allar's stadium. Only over Allar.
- Garbage time arrives early for Allar: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Allar, Allar, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.