The Kneel-Down Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.