The Late Scratch Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allar's stadium. Only over Allar.
75%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.