The Hamstring Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allar's stadium. Only over Allar.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Allar gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.