The Snap Count Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allar, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.