The Overthrow Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Allar's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.