The Hamstring Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allar, the end zone is a rumor.
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.