The Kneel-Down Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Allar, Allar, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.