The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Allar's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allar, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.