The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allar's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.