The Snap Count Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Allar is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.