The Butter-Finger Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Drummond gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
83%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Drummond scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.