The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Drummond gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.