The Phantom Holding Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Drummond is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Drummond's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.