The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Ref: "Number Sampson, that's a flag." Sampson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sampson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
85%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.