The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.