The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Sampson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sampson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.