The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.