The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.