The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Sampson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sampson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.