The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sampson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.