The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Sampson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sampson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.