The Garbage-Time Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- The broadcast shows Sampson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sampson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.