The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sampson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sampson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.